I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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