the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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