tell your sister to shave her snatch
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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