That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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