from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
All the doctor said was why
Randomize