I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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