It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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