i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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