69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
