Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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