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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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