called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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