You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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