You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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