We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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