I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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