is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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