he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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