No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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