Buhtt sex?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm really busy with my period
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