i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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