Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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