Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
