I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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