It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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