Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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