found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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