and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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