If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
