Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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