I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's just like the Real World with babies
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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