sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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