the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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