That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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