STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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