The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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