I puked a lego.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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