Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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