Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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