Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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