i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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