you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Randomize
