he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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