quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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