the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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