So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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