yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
