I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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