Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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