Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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