id be glad to
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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